If you have not seen it yet, then here it is. The fake IPL Payer blog.
The blogger claims to be a KKR (Kolkata Knight Riders) player of the current Squad, and does not use any ones names. Here I have tried to solve the mystery. :)
Do correct me if i am wrong.
Bhooka Naan : J Buchanan , the coach
Dildo : SRK
Lordie : Saurav 'dada' Ganguly
Calypso : Chris Gayle
Ganji Hanger : Sanjay Bangar
Shakespeare : Akash Chopra
Kaan Moolo : Ajit Agarkar
Little John : Ishant Sharma
Junta Tormentor: Ajantha Mendis
Bangla Tiger : Mortaza
Appam Chu*** : Sreesanth from the Kings XI Punjab team (The Bubblies, because of the owner Preity Zinta)
Bevdaas : The Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB) team. "Bevda" is a hindi term.
Peter Ka Beta : Kevin Peterson, captain of RCB
Prince : Yuvraj Singh
RVR Singh : VRV Singh, [who has done the implants it seems ;)]
Sheikh : Shane Warne
Sheeghra-Patan : Yusuf pathan
Meera Bhai : Harbhajan Singh
Monday, April 27, 2009
Another bowler held for suspect action...
Saeed Ajmal, the Pakistan offspinner, who has baffled the Aussies in the ongoing 5 match ODI series in UAE has been reported for suspect action. No wonder, the suspect action is because of the numerous 'doosra's he bowled to the Australian batsmen in the first 2 one dayers.
Its not the first time any bowler's action is being reported, especially for the doosra delivery.Murali, Harbhajan and the recent SA bowler Johan Botha have been reported in the past as well. While Murali , and Bhajji have been cleared, Botha's case is still under investigation by the ICC.
It is not clear whether this has happened because of the tip-off by Shane Watson during the second one dayer in Dubai, but its clear the Umpires have found enough evidence.
Whats with these doosras anyway ? I think, with players all over the world starting to learn to negotiate spin , ever other spinner now a days is turning to doosras to baffle the batsmen. Look at how successful Murali has been with it, and not to mention Bhajji's doosras which Ponting and co failed to read many a times in recent times.
Its not the first time any bowler's action is being reported, especially for the doosra delivery.Murali, Harbhajan and the recent SA bowler Johan Botha have been reported in the past as well. While Murali , and Bhajji have been cleared, Botha's case is still under investigation by the ICC.
It is not clear whether this has happened because of the tip-off by Shane Watson during the second one dayer in Dubai, but its clear the Umpires have found enough evidence.
Whats with these doosras anyway ? I think, with players all over the world starting to learn to negotiate spin , ever other spinner now a days is turning to doosras to baffle the batsmen. Look at how successful Murali has been with it, and not to mention Bhajji's doosras which Ponting and co failed to read many a times in recent times.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
IPL 2 : the story so far...
The IPL 2 started, and with a bang. In SA this year, because of elections in India.
Indian Premier League, but why the heck in SA ?
The IPL shifted to SA, and the reason, indian government, mainly the states unable to promise security for the tournament because of the on going general elections. And would you believe the irony, there are elections in SA as well, and that too during the IPL. Well, it does not matter for them i think, as they have better neighbors than ours.
Pathan smacking Mendis
As an Indian cricket fan, I got immense pleasure seeing Mendis whacked out of the ground. Especially after the much hulla created around him. So much so , that he was called the next big bowler, and was been compared among the ranks of Murali, Kumble et al. And if you ask me, he got the much needed beating. Along with this, what pleased me was that the team coached by Buchanan, lost. He probably will call for another captain just for the super overs. SRK, what about having another coach altogether to do impart some coaching to John Buchanan.
Gavaskar's Love for the Carribeans
Every time Sunny is in the commentary and any of the players come to bat from the West Indies, he breaks into his Caribbean accent. He can not help it. He just has this love-hate relationship with the West Indies. Love , because he loves the place, in fact calls Trinidad and Tobago his second home. Hate because he has been troubled by the West Indian pacemen and the spectators so much during his playing days.
Whats with all this "thanks to the sponsors"
If you have noticed, the commentators , in IPL 2 keep on thanking the sponsors every now and then. As if this was the first tournament being sponsored ever. As if the "Citi moment of success", and "DLF maximum" were not enough to do the advertisement.
Indian Premier League, but why the heck in SA ?
The IPL shifted to SA, and the reason, indian government, mainly the states unable to promise security for the tournament because of the on going general elections. And would you believe the irony, there are elections in SA as well, and that too during the IPL. Well, it does not matter for them i think, as they have better neighbors than ours.
Pathan smacking Mendis
As an Indian cricket fan, I got immense pleasure seeing Mendis whacked out of the ground. Especially after the much hulla created around him. So much so , that he was called the next big bowler, and was been compared among the ranks of Murali, Kumble et al. And if you ask me, he got the much needed beating. Along with this, what pleased me was that the team coached by Buchanan, lost. He probably will call for another captain just for the super overs. SRK, what about having another coach altogether to do impart some coaching to John Buchanan.
Gavaskar's Love for the Carribeans
Every time Sunny is in the commentary and any of the players come to bat from the West Indies, he breaks into his Caribbean accent. He can not help it. He just has this love-hate relationship with the West Indies. Love , because he loves the place, in fact calls Trinidad and Tobago his second home. Hate because he has been troubled by the West Indian pacemen and the spectators so much during his playing days.
Whats with all this "thanks to the sponsors"
If you have noticed, the commentators , in IPL 2 keep on thanking the sponsors every now and then. As if this was the first tournament being sponsored ever. As if the "Citi moment of success", and "DLF maximum" were not enough to do the advertisement.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Whats with this sudden spin attack from Pakistan ?
Pakistan is playing a 5 match ODI series with the Aussies in Dubai. And when everyone (including me) was thinking that the Aussies who are in better form than the Pakistani team, would win it easily. But the Pak team who have hardly played any cricket in last 6-8 months, came out all guns blazing, and drew first blood by winning the first match. And guess what, it was not the pace attack of Shoaib Akhtar, but a deadly spin attack, mainly from Shahid Afridi which did the Oz in. And if anyone has watched how these oz players played the spinners, you would think they are the minnows. Even Bangladesh or an Ireland would have negotiated spin better than the OZ team who are playing without the experienced Ponting and Mike Hussey.
So whats with this sudden spin attack from Pakistan ? Agreed, the track in Abu Dhabi was spinning, and the spinners made good use of it, but a target of 168 was too low to defend and the Paki batsmen chased it comfortably. With this win, suddenly the Pak team have gained the much needed momentum, and great deal of confidence for the rest of the series. And if the Ozs keep on playing like the way they did, they would lose it on next 2-3 games. They looked like under 19s in the game that day. No use of the feet, nothing.
Though the Ozs have won the next game, the series is still on. If you look at Afridis statistics, and by stats i mean the bowling stats for a change, they are staggering. 10-0-38-6, in the first match and 10-0-38-2 in the second match. You would say the Aussies , mainly "big-mouth" Symonds, played him well. But he has been good. Also Michael Clarke has to get back into form as soon as possible. In the second match, he was completely in disarray.
With this sudden surge of the Paki team, with its spin attack, i wonder what might have happened in that team all of a sudden. Or is it just the un-skillfull Aussie team, especially against the spin. Bring on the Indians, and you might see the difference. With Sehwag, Gambhir as the openers, and never looking to get out, i wonder if they would ever bring on Afridi. ;)
So whats with this sudden spin attack from Pakistan ? Agreed, the track in Abu Dhabi was spinning, and the spinners made good use of it, but a target of 168 was too low to defend and the Paki batsmen chased it comfortably. With this win, suddenly the Pak team have gained the much needed momentum, and great deal of confidence for the rest of the series. And if the Ozs keep on playing like the way they did, they would lose it on next 2-3 games. They looked like under 19s in the game that day. No use of the feet, nothing.
Though the Ozs have won the next game, the series is still on. If you look at Afridis statistics, and by stats i mean the bowling stats for a change, they are staggering. 10-0-38-6, in the first match and 10-0-38-2 in the second match. You would say the Aussies , mainly "big-mouth" Symonds, played him well. But he has been good. Also Michael Clarke has to get back into form as soon as possible. In the second match, he was completely in disarray.
With this sudden surge of the Paki team, with its spin attack, i wonder what might have happened in that team all of a sudden. Or is it just the un-skillfull Aussie team, especially against the spin. Bring on the Indians, and you might see the difference. With Sehwag, Gambhir as the openers, and never looking to get out, i wonder if they would ever bring on Afridi. ;)
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Watching a cricket match live : frustrating as it can be
Though the Indian team is winning a lot these days, watching a match live in India is getting frustrating.
The number of ads being shown in between overs has increased manifolds in last few years. There are numerous occasions where one could not see the replay of a wicket , and also the first ball of a over. Not to mention, the field changes being done in between overs, we miss them all.
In spite of the numerous complaints made during last series of England in India, last year, it seems nothing has been done by the BCCI. It is really getting frustrating to watch match live now a days.
Is a court litigation required for getting everything done in India ? Or will the BCCI do something regarding this ?
Should we do a protest outside BCCI's office against this ? Or its just a small issue to fight for ? We have certainly a lot of other real issues like terrorism, poverty, non-governance, naxalites, etc to fight against. But "pub culture" is also a non issue which has been blown out of proportion and women being assaulted. So why not.
The number of ads being shown in between overs has increased manifolds in last few years. There are numerous occasions where one could not see the replay of a wicket , and also the first ball of a over. Not to mention, the field changes being done in between overs, we miss them all.
In spite of the numerous complaints made during last series of England in India, last year, it seems nothing has been done by the BCCI. It is really getting frustrating to watch match live now a days.
Is a court litigation required for getting everything done in India ? Or will the BCCI do something regarding this ?
Should we do a protest outside BCCI's office against this ? Or its just a small issue to fight for ? We have certainly a lot of other real issues like terrorism, poverty, non-governance, naxalites, etc to fight against. But "pub culture" is also a non issue which has been blown out of proportion and women being assaulted. So why not.
Sunday, February 01, 2009
Nadal wins another battle with Federer
Yet another time Nadal has beaten Federer in the finals of a grand slam. And this time its the Australian open, the first grand slam of the year. With this Nadal wins the his first grand slam on hard court, and his 6th overall [4 in rolland garros, 1 wimbledon]. Had Federer managed to win this one, he would have equaled Pete Sampras's record of 14 Grand Slams, a record which has eluded the swiss for a while now. Last year, in July, it was Wimbledon when Federer eyed to equal the record, and it was Nadal again who came in between, and won his first title on grass. By beating Federer in Wimbledon, Nadal had already replaced Roger Federer from the top rank. And this win has done nothing but announced that he is here to stay at the top, at least for a while.
Coming back to today's match, it was a contest between two great players, of contrasting styles. I am sure both of them, Nadal and Federer have already been listed among the all time greats who ever played the game. But it was Nadal's power and his improved serve that won the day for him. Federer was clearly seen wary, and under pressure. Nadal brole the first game of the match which Federer served, which was evidence to the fact that Federer was under pressure. But he came back strongly and showed great play off his forehand. But it was Nadal who made fewer mistakes and finally won in the fifth set, only second time in the history of australian open that a final has gone till fifth set.
I was watching the match, hoping that the swiss will win, but it was not to be. Although Nadal was a bit tired after his win in the semis over compatriot Verdasco (two days back, a game which lasted more than 5 hours), he played superbly. No doubt he is at the top of his abilities, both physical and mental. Without which you cannot beat a champion like Federer.
I think Federer has lot to do in the coming grand slams.
Monday, January 05, 2009
Tunday ke kabab
A visit to Lucknow is incomplete without having kababs at this place called "Tunday Kababi".
Specialities : Almost everything you order here is tasty, and is a speciality. Do not forget to try the finger licking Mutton Kababs. Roomali roti goes well with it. Also the delicacies come at a very reasonable price.
Also , you should try the ubiquitous tandoori-chicken.
To reach this place, just ask for Tunday kababi, at Aminabad. If you are coming from Hazratganz, take a cycle-rickshaw to Aminabad, and its for sure that the rickshaw-walla will know this place.
Specialities : Almost everything you order here is tasty, and is a speciality. Do not forget to try the finger licking Mutton Kababs. Roomali roti goes well with it. Also the delicacies come at a very reasonable price.
Also , you should try the ubiquitous tandoori-chicken.
To reach this place, just ask for Tunday kababi, at Aminabad. If you are coming from Hazratganz, take a cycle-rickshaw to Aminabad, and its for sure that the rickshaw-walla will know this place.
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